December 2011
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
a girl name gaye coming out of the closet to her parents and not understanding why they say they know already
cashcrab:
A small, family-owned Italian light bulb repair company called the Illuminati who has never heard of the real Illuminati and doesn’t understand why business is going so slow
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my new years resolution is to be super attractive and funny and popular
interviewer: welcome demi lovato for coming to the interv-
demi lovato: MY EATING DISORDER HAS CHANGED ME
interviewer: i know you have been through a lot but we're going to focus on the mus-
demi lovato: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HAVE EATING DISORDERS IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU PEOPLE
interviewer: i apologize if you were offended by th-
demi lovato: THIS ISN'T A JOKE DO NOT APOLOGIZE THE HARM HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE *storms out of interview in tears*
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Anonymous asked: 1, 2, 4, 7, 15, 16
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Anonymous asked: 15 ;)
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hotforphysics asked: 38
pls →
dylanzarate:
Height:
Virgin?
Shoe Size:
Sexual Orientation:
Do you Smoke?
Do you Drink?
Do you Take Drugs?
Age you get mistaken for:
Have Tattoos?
Want any tattoos
Got any Piercings?
Want any piercings?
Best friend?
Relationship status:
Biggest turn ons:
Biggest turn offs:
Favorite Movie:
I’ll love you if:
Someone you miss:
Most traumatic experience:
A fact about your...
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lnformation:
does anyone remember that one week in june when everyone was obsessed with nigel thornberry
whats the opposite of a sly dig
a asinine fill in
thank u dictionary.com
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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atomic-kitty:
currently running a jack erickson appreciation blog
i heart you
